The other morning I woke up to find our Elf, ahem, surfing the web.
"But I was just checking my e-mail! I swear! Then these pop up ads just started opening up, one right after the other! I was just trying to close them! I SWEAR!"
Needless to say, Bernard has lost his computer rights for a couple of days.
This is my official entry for the 2012 Inappropriate Elf on the Shelf Contest hosted by
I'm #115! Vote for me!! PLEASE!